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boo you whore

Heller, Fatimah is da name. Im an undercover sloth, shh dont tell Carly.

nocaptainmatt:

On a scale of cuddles to rough sex i need everything on the fucking scale.

(via hilariousemotionalbreakdowns)

officialwhitegirls:

heteroh:

What is gay sex

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(via twerknugget)

australiansanta:

remember when people said smexy instead of sexy i literally cannot think of anything less sexy than the word smexy

(Source: australiansanta, via thats-fergalicious)

lilbijou:

lilbunnygirl:

zzbbtt:

i dont think i’ll ever stop reblogging this shit

ok but like this guys arches are so nice

he’s so smooth w it

(Source: porndirector, via i-n-e-f-f-a-b-l-e-m-e)

magik0rp:

Bitch please, I can totally match Ariana Grande’s vocal range. Just throw a cockroach at me

(via laughing-llama)

  • WiFi: connected
  • Me: then fucking act like it

guy:

wow i like u *double taps u like an instagram post*

(Source: guy, via i-n-e-f-f-a-b-l-e-m-e)